“Too much
love will kill you,” and a prolonged exposure too political aspirants jingle
will damage your brain, erase all your sanity within and cause at times cardiac-arrest. Bad music causes
disaster and oblivion, rape and all the catastrophes in the world much like
seeing any image of Kris Aquino will make you feel sick and just want to throw
up, and at this kind of chaotic scene, I always resort to my kind of music,
turn the volume knob to its fullest and blast away all those fucking pain in
the ass, ear shattering noise pollution. Self-deprivation of good music may
cause a delusional world called Philippines and listening to the likes of ai-ai
and Diet let this country to give birth to another trash, Jovit Baldovino.
First and
foremost, I am not holding any grudge towards the guy, he has a good voice. But
that’s it, period. Having a kick ass voice, a
hell-I-can-fucking-reach-those-high-notes throat doesn’t mean that you’ll have
a good taste of music too. A good example of this is his songs. Okay-okay, so
he won the title in a talent search for singing Brian May’s song, but the
judges there doesn’t even had a taste for real talent and one of them doesn’t
have any talent herself. So, he was largely influenced by hair-metal,
tight-jeans-see-my-dick-blot-jeans music due to his father failure to succeed
in the music business. So he grew up with Bon Jovi, Axel Rose and Sebastian
Bach as his mentor, Sir eddie van halen was beside them whenever they are
practicing and it was the late great lord Freddie Mercury who tap his back and told
him to compete in the competition. But it didn’t mean that he would really grew
with the right kind of sounding, the right taste between you sound good and you
suck. Common, let’s face it haven’t you seen the way he sang? He looks like a
Piolo Pascual having a hard time unleashing his wrath due to excessive use of
his rear entrance by Sam Milby.
Fine,
music is for us to hear and not to see, then why are they still releasing
worthless shit? I mean common, is that all to his music? I still remember his
awful song on a bus I was riding for manila last month, I just can’t remember
the title and the lyrics, but the music itself is poorly crafted that it really
registered in my mind. It sounded really awful that I was about to puke beside
a nice looking asshole beside me. If only I haven’t paid the fare, I might had
took of the bus and wait for another one or maybe if only I was using a
portable music player, then this post wouldn’t even exist in the first place.
But why is it still being played in some radio stations? Listening to this kind
of music would inflict self-harm without them noticing it, it’s the main source
of road accidents for it damages your brain too much, that one wouldn’t even
have time to stop and think before their mindless acts.
As the
Election Day comes nearer every day, more and more worthless shit hits the air
to pesterized our ears with their un-mindful campaign jingles. Think of this,
they would play their jingle as early as 6am to wake you up from your slumber,
hell; they really got your attention didn’t they? They would turn their volume
like there’s no tomorrow to shatter all your ear waxes, when, mind you, they
care none on how they sound, they would just sit behind the wheels and roam
freely around your turf and spit in your face cause you can do none to stop
this chaos…and much of the time, they sound like your nagging mother having a bad
sex day because your old man’s Johnson wont wake up. I think, all candidates
for a government seat must have a crash course on sound engineering, I mean
come’ on. If you really want to win Juan
dela cruz heart, might as well learn how to sing and crate a good music…and
invest on good, if not the best, sound system. If you’re living somewhere here
in my town, then you might as well have heard of those screeching jingles. Some
would sound like tiya pusit due to lack of bass and over use of treble, and some
sounds like a scratching paper mix with a very low farting sound due to the
excessive use of bass. What’s with the jingle if voters won’t even listen to it
due to its pitiful sounding? Worst case scenario, Even the aspirant hate his
own jingle.
We, Filipinos
love to sing, in the toilet, kitchen, hotel, park, even in the Celebes Sea. I
can think of any occasion that there’s no any kind of music within a 5meter
radius. From wedding bands to death bands, birthday karaoke to wake’s singing
marathon-till-you-die-too. And as far as I can remember, it was a Filipino
inventor who made the karaoke. We love music too much that even Abraham Laboriel
was stunned in awe to us on how good we are in copying and studying others
music. We have so much passion in this that our country has produced the likes
of Kirk Hammet, Arnel Pineda to name some, “Charisse Pempenco is from another
race called hydrofied, and I don’t want to nag on her egocentric attitude at
this moment.” I think it was just last year when sir Francis Brew Reyes posted
something on his FB wall on how he envies others country by means of investing
on good music. Bear this in mind, there’s no such thing as a Beautiful knob nor
any good voice volume on any mixers and amps, all that you would see is low,
middle and high, so would you all please study on how to mix and blend it
properly and most of all, please invest the right speakers for the right mixer.
Think of this, you would not brew a coffee using freezing water right?
